Še malo programerskega humorja. Vsak programer pri popravljanju programov, ki so jih napisali drugi včasih naleti na kakšne neumnosti. Poglejte si odgovore na takšno kodo.
Linux jedro:
arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* F**k me gently with a chainsaw… */
Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl: If you don’t see why, please stay the f*** away from my code.
drivers/usb/printer.c:static char *usblp_messages[] = { “ok”, “out of paper”, “off-line”, “on fire” };
Windows 2000:
private\shell\shell32\util.cpp:
// the fucking alpha cpp compiler seems to fuck up the goddam type “LPITEMIDLIST”, so to work
// around the fucking peice of shit compiler we pass the last param as an void *instead of a LPITEMIDLIST
private\windows\media\avi\verinfo.16\verinfo.h:
* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* !!!!!!!IF YOU CHANGE TABS TO SPACES, YOU WILL BE KILLED!!!!!!!
* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOING SO FUCKS THE BUILD PROCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
private\inet\wininet\urlcache\cachecfg.cxx:
// Dumb hack for back compat. *sigh*
private\genx\shell\inc\prsht.w:
// we are such morons. Wiz97 underwent a redesign between IE4 and IE5
private\shell\ext\ftp\ftpdrop.cpp:
We have to do this only because Exchange is a moron.
private\ispu\pkitrust\trustui\acuictl.cpp:
// HACK ALERT, believe it or not there is no way to get the height of the current
// HACK ON TOP OF HACK ALERT,
private\shell\ext\tweakui\genthunk.c:
* CallProc32W is insane. It’s a variadic function that uses
* the pascal calling convention. (It probably makes more sense
* when you’re stoned.)
Ostalo:
# This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.
/* XXX toshok why oh *why* god WHY did they do this? no fuckingsense */
/* Holy shit, we just updated more than one row! What do we do now? */
/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up… */
# code below replaces code above – any problems?
# yeah, it doesn’t fucking work.
viri:
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januar 20th, 2008 at 10:42
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